Synopsis
A humorous collection of true stories recounting the mayhem, mishaps and mistakes within the seemingly barmy world of crime and law enforcement in Britain. From cretinous crooks to bewildered bobbies and the bizarre demands of the public, this book has it all!

From the Author
I wrote this book with Steve while we both served as police officers in Surrey to entertain people with the many hilarious and often bizarre experiences encountered by British police officers. This book is not only extremely funny but also contains the most extensive A - Z of British Police jargon ever assembled. There are only two kinds of people who won't find this book a hilarious read - the dead and the politically correct. A great gift, a great read. Matthew Ventham


Paperback 212 pages (30 November, 2003)

Publisher: Blake Publishing Ltd

ISBN: 1844540081